So there are 2 asian guys in a restroom and they are both masturbating. The waiter comes and says “WTH?!? Why r u mbing?!?”
One replies “I’m velly hungully.”
The waiter says “So?! But why?!?!”
The asian points to a sign, “First come first serve.”
Credited to Man Cheang for telling me this joke while waiting for an instance run in WoW.