Kith & Kin

First Come, First Serve

So there are 2 asian guys in a restroom and they are both masturbating. The waiter comes and says “WTH?!? Why r u mbing?!?”

One replies “I’m velly hungully.”

The waiter says “So?! But why?!?!”

The asian points to a sign, “First come first serve.”

Credited to Man Cheang for telling me this joke while waiting for an instance run in WoW.



2 thoughts on “First Come, First Serve

  1. Hahaha!! Cute. Hi Li ,Happy Birthday for the other day.I feel awful that I forgot…Yeah,I don’t have an excuse.So how has life been so far this year?

  2. It is okay. Actually, I can’t log into the Opera site. It won’t accept my password and the lost-password feature isn’t sending emails to me.

    Await for my email! ^_^

    Oh but I did see your HBday greeting on yout site and the massive span of new photos. I just have to say that you look absolutely gorgeous. Mmm mm good! ^_~

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Leemanism is about my views, my thoughts, and my feelings with as little filtering as possible. These concepts are not reflected in the people I value and are associated with. People who accept me, adhere to the parts where we are compatible and tolerate the parts where we are not. So however people perceive me to be, ultimately it obviously doesn't mean the friends I mention in this blog are the same as me. It means it's possible they are similar or the same, as well as different than me. It is highly unusual for people to be completely compatible with each other.

With that out of the way, and to make things clear, I never said I am a good person, nor am I trying to be one, though I would rather live with the empathetic than with the cruel. I would not deliberately do harm. I rather stand up against injustice than to pretend it doesn't exist. However, I understand consequences. The police is there to enforce the law, but not deter crimes from happening. Which means people must do what they must do to protect themselves, before the law of the land takes over and even then, the law of the land isn't there to protect you. It's there to protect the general consensus. Even if you may be right, society may deem you wrong - even most of your friends may side with society, than protect you. The law will almost always side with society.

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