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Face Analyst Of A Girl I Like

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10:09am

[“Beneath the Mask” by Makai]

Hey it’s sunny outside. Nice.

So another pointless entry from your’s truly? Nah, never!

I came across an issue of Blender for June 2007 and on its cover, a censored topless pic of Avril adorn it. Ever since she released her first song on the telly, I’ve fallen head over heels for her – just based on looks alone mind you. The one thing I REALLY REALLY like about her are her lips, how they seem to frown, but not quite. She has that sad bitchy look, but not sad and not exactly bitchy. Make sense? No? Let’s do an analyst of her face…

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You see that dip on her upper lip? Here, let me circle it…

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You see what I mean now? I have noticed that all the girls I’ve either been sexually active with OR adoringly favored had that pouty sad look. Even a hint of it drives me nuts. NUTS!

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Do my lines and notes make it clearer now? [wink]

If you’re wondering, I admit, I am a bit of a narcissist myself. I also find myself laughable and humorous. However, if I meet a female non-related version of me, I don’t think I can ever have a relationship with her. It would be too much of a conflict of interest… [laughs]

10:27am

PS: Just because I want to have sex with you, it doesn’t mean I will try to have sex with you. [sighs]

Added 11:25am:

And just for the hell of it, here’s my version of the cover… 8)

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Enjoy!

11:26am

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