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(x) smoked A cigarette
(_) crashed a friend’s car
(_) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) smoked pot
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent’s house..
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
(_) been arrested
(_) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend (maybe to not hurt their feelings)
(x) skipped school
(_) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends
(x) been to Canada
(_) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(_) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
(_) been skiing
(x) met someone in person from the internet
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(_) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
(x) used a fake id
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(_) petted a reindeer
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
(x) stayed up until 3am doing nothing
(_) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
(x) had braces
(_) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(_) danced in the moonlight
(?) liked the way you look – yes, that’s a “?” because I can look ‘better’ and want to, but at the same time, I don’t really care that much because I also think I look fine
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(_) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(_) been to the opposite side of the country
(_) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(_) recently coloured with crayons?
(x) gotten lost in a store
(x) sung karaoke
(_) fallen asleep on a trampoline
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do
(_) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(_) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(_) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(_) cut your hair only to regret it
(_) gotten a tattoo
(_) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
(_) worn pearls
(_) jumped off a bridge
(_) ate dog/cat food
(_) ate horse food
(x) sang in the shower
(_) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(?) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole – not quite. I had my tongue stuck to a hotwheel toy and ripped off the skin off the tip of my tongue. Yeah, freakin ouch and bloody!
(_) kissed a fish OR a horse…
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(_) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours?
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn’t take a shower for a week – when I was at the hospital
(_) been hospitalized for over a week – even when I had my car accident, it was 6 days. I could not stand the hospital.
(_) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(_) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(_) believe in ghosts
(_) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(_) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(_) gone streaking
(_) gone doorbell ditching
(x) played chicken/truth or dare
(_) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(x) been told you’re hot by a complete stranger
(_) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) had surgery
(_) cheated on a test
(_) had a Britney Spears CD
(x) French braided someones hair
(_) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(x) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
(x) kissed someone under the stars
(x) had someone close to you die from suicide – we weren’t close, but he did kill himself
(x) had someone close to you die in general
(x) had someone younger than 2 years old die – does an unborn younger sister count?
(x) lost somebody close to you in the last year – not through death. I lost a once great friendship – someone that turned petty and accusative, which I could no longer take.

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There is no left wing or right wing specific ideals here. It is as life should be regardless of society's squabbles and disagreements. I never said I strive to be a good person, nor did I ever say I will deliberately do people harm. I only said that I will do what needs to be done to survive in the world. The end doesn't always justify the means and the means don't always justify the end.

People from all shades of the political and social spectrum will find my content offensive. So my blog isn't for most people. It's for people closer to my spectrum of recognition and understanding. If you are an easily triggered reactionary conservative snowflake, then kindly fuck off. If you are an obnoxiously phoney liberal that consider yourself progressive but actually limit yourself to the matchbox-sized confinements of your isms, then go choke on your own crying snot juice elsewhere. You have been warned.

For the rest of you, welcome to my immodest abode. It's not smart, nor intelligent, nor wise. It's just life.