Molesting My Innocence

2:36am

Tune: “Day Light in New Orleans” by Jesper Kyd
Mood: Itchy Eyeball?
Drink: Ice water

Jon, Martine and I went to Tokyo Ichiban by 9pm, and finally came Albert, Jenny, and Jenny. We all sat down and noticed how smooth Jenny #2’s hand was – almost as smooth as Albert’s hands. Albert has extraordinarily smooth hands.

^^ L-R: Martine & Jon.

^^ Look at all that hair! WOOWEE!

^^ Another perspective of his leggy forest. Can you see some natural wildlife in there?

^^ Looks a bit like Doraemon eh?

^^ The man with a perverted face.

^^ At Rose Cafe, I ordered Lavender Tea, but Jenny #1 didn’t hear me and asked, “Li, what did you order?” and I replied, “Your mom!” followed by excessive laughter from Jonathan. It was great. Pouty lips. PERFECT! 83

^^ Jenny #1 and Jenny #2 were both looking through their respective Chinese gossip fashion mags, and Jenny #1 happened on this section. Wow, she asked, “Li, which…” and immediately I pointed at the girl in this picture and said, “This one.”

Jenny #1 goes, “I KNEW IT! I knew you were going to pick this girl.” Then both of us proceeded to analyse why I picked it.

^^ Jonathan, seen here prays to the big pie in the sky…

^^ …then realizes I was right there, in front of him. His prayers were duly answered. He, Leemanism – it’s always around when you most likely expect it.

So there end our sexual escapade. Oh wait. One last thing. There was this girl and guy who came in a bit later at Rose Cafe. She was alright – long black hair, clean, dressed nicely, and damn delicious!!!! HER SHOES!!! Wow. She was wearing something like 3 to 4 inch fuck-me-plenty-now heels, and with her beautifully shaped feet, classy, femininely painted toe nails in this shiny silver-purplish colour, she just looked extra extra yummy. [laughs] She looked fabulous. She’s one of those types of girls that I just take to a congee house…

[ponders]

In some ways, I’m glad my parents don’t read my blog. [laughs] “Oh no! Our son is a pervert!”

Hey mom, only as perverted as dad, and I don’t even want to think about that. [sighs]

2:55am